I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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