i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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