and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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