the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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