The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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