Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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