We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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