This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Two words: nipple clamps
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