You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I want to be your penis for a week.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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