I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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