i may or may not be watching the land before time
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm both gender and math confused
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
