i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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