dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
What a dumb baby whore.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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