The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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