We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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