Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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