don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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