if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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