Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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