Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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