White coat. Heels.
I hate your face
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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