Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
