Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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