real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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