my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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