How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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