you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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