420 ftw
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
