cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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