People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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