all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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