Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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