can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I want her autograph on my taint
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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