It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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