u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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