Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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