Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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