My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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