Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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