I love black thongs
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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