If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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