He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
