Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Sober January is a disaster.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
