I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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