He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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