coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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