I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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