a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
home. puking in laundry basket.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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