There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
the raccoons are back...
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