You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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