At least make sure they are 18
Why
so explain again why im purple
no
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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