Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
