Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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