So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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