he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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